6.10.2026 last week, my partner and i got married in a small ceremony at the staten island courthouse. i've only told a few friends so far, who were shocked that i hadn't posted anything about the engagement on social media. but the thought of posting one of the most significant moments of my life on instagram stresses me out, so i supposed i'll have to resort to calling every single one of my friends and telling them the news over the phone. for some odd reason, i'm not stressed about posting it here though; fellow fish, i'm officially married! <3