Will @vastinformation

https://www.willemhelf.com, Brooklyn

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I recommend

  • A brisk walk in below-freezing weather past midnight
  • Hormone replacement therapy
  • Traveling as far as you need to for a good hot bowl of pho
  • Buying yourself a little sweet because you can
  • Smelling different types of paper stock
  • Taking vitamins. Magnesium is good in particular
  • Eschewing phone camera for film

Last updated on Tuesday, August 11, 2026