Name's Bert

the deep south

August 19th, 2021 - Still waiting on Bert to contact me May 27th, 2020 - Getting in on the ground floor with special fish. Someday Bert Kreisher will pay me $50,000 for this username.

new house goals

  • sell it
  • plant citrus trees (they died in the freeze)
  • strip kitchen cabinets (way too much work)
  • relax (done)
  • restore the terrazzo (it costs how much???? the floors are fine)