Christmas
CHATGPT PROMPT: Write a script for a supernatural episode of Law & Order SVU with less than 25 words.
The detectives enter. The room stills. All eyes are on their contrasting figures: Stabler's raw masculinity and Robo-Dracula's sleek power.
ROBO-DRACULA
Walnuts.
TOPIC IDEAS FOR HAIKU
- A red trans-am with a white swan on the hood, otherwise a red-breasted bird
- Ryan Gosling's smile, a toothpick sticking out of a sly grin
- The orange-yellow glow of traffic tunnels at night, the fish at the bottom of the ocean that glow
- The sweat that comes from adventure
- The sugar crust around a maple syrup cap that makes it hard to open
- Still life with cucumbers and pickles
- Glow-in-the-dark rubber skeletons, a tree decorated with rubber witch fingers,
- A theme park reflected off somebody's eyes, rickety rides
- Corn dogs, an empty stage, whispers
- The sound of somebody outside your house at night screaming but when you look they aren't there
- Quinceañera dresses in a store window faded by the sun
- The sound of Journey playing on a car radio dorkly
Band Names For A Noise Project That Only Ever Plays One Show
- We're Always Together
- Bathed In Aftertaste
- Useless Tree
- Runner's Thigh
- Pain Gretzky
- Journey, Pt II
Nutritious Rapper Names
- Golden Beet
- Black Radish
- Monkfruit
- Serrano
- Beefsteak
- Champagne Yeast
- Granny Smith
Haiku with the word "Awooga"
- Snow falls, cheeks tingle, / Awooga! It's time for soup / Look, a hungry bird
- Cicadas sing loud / Awooga! No more twitter. / Content sighs softly
- Leaves burn, crows circle round, / Awooga! Stop all that smoke! / Kak-kak-kak-kak-kak!
- Sparrows look for worms / Awooga! Wiggle, wiggle / Look at them all slurp
Buddy Cop Duos that Shoulda Been
- Rainer Werner Fassbinder + Werner Herzog. (Werner & Werner)
- Jack Black + Michael Jackson
- Tom Cruise + John Travolta