Mr. Peanut

Close your eyes and hear my secrets

Things that aren't as they seem

  • Kraft Cheese
  • The dark side of the moon
  • The fourth piggy
  • Spencers
  • Chocodiles
  • John Lennon
  • Pinky toe
  • Quarters, Nickels, and Dimes
  • Steven Segal

Why start

  • Walking
  • Your legs are made of glass
  • Don't break them

I saw

  • That tuna sandwich you made last night
  • With the extra mayonnaise
  • That's just extra calories
  • Why not just add butter
  • It'll ruin your heart faster