Things that aren't as they seem

• Kraft Cheese
• The dark side of the moon
• The fourth piggy
• Spencers
• Chocodiles
• John Lennon
• Pinky toe
• Quarters, Nickels, and Dimes
• Steven Segal

Why start

• Walking
• Your legs are made of glass
• Don't break them

I saw

• That tuna sandwich you made last night
• With the extra mayonnaise
• That's just extra calories
• Why not just add butter
• It'll ruin your heart faster