welcome to a world of uncertainty where you must look your best even though you are awful truly awful how to get soft lentils : Separate your lentils into groups of 10. Then hand each of them a small pebble and tell them they have 1 hour to choose one from each group to beat to mush with the supplied pebble. This should inspire enough obedience in the remaining lentils to cook properly. : ) would love to hear your messages and ramblings maybe ill put them here send me files and useless data dirtffordinner@protonmail.com