pseudointellectual mock latin words (a meme from the 1830s)

• discombobricate (to embarrass someone by confounding them)
• scrumptilate (to eat)
• confusticate (to confuse)
• absquatulate (to run away, a mock negation of "to squat")
• obflisticate (to obliterate)
• bodacious (a fanciful extension of the word "body")