list of cats on my father's street (in order of how often I see them)

• "kiki" - tiny baby man who is super nice and comes in the house sometimes
• "cunt cat" - grey w/ white feet, VERY clingy and attention seeking, meows constantly, hangs out on porch daily
• "coldcuts" - grey, VERY furry, quite timid yet very clingy. sat by my porch for like 3 hours last night meowing for me to come back out
• "big money" - small calico, very sweet, probably previously domesticated, named differently by every child on my street, hates cunt cat
• "mall goth" - black cat with spiked collar, potentially goth?? owned by a house near me whose dog attacked me in 2022, super friendly nonetheless
• "all star american breakfast slam" - blonde w/ white, won't come up to me
• "theodore roosevelt" - caramel colored, looks like theodore roosevelt, only spotted once
• "thiccums" - large as hell, very matted fur, orange and black SUPER NICE albeit rarely spotted
• "cock face" - friendly enough, face unfortunately looks like a dick, no teeth (LAST SEEN 2022)
• not yet named - black cat, looks like it has socks on, very timid, wont come to me yet
• "cunt 2" - looks just like cunt 1 but is evidently not and lives further down the road, very scared