bianca @bianca
14. the last time i ate dominos pizza i also ate a mouse
13. i told an old woman to shut up this morning
12. all cats are nonbinary
11. we’ve spent so many hours together but you’ve never looked at me and you assume i’m ugly
10. burning bikini kill records in public
9. logging in to say: guitar centered
8. clickbait titles stress me out
7. i asked online magic 8ball if i should leave greenpoint today and it said no
6. agonizing over which 9v batteries to purchase next. great value, ace hardware, kodak, walgreens, so many options
5. compelled to purchase floral wire
4. i prefer loose paper to notebooks, esp pastel green or yellow, esp large notecards
3. i'm doing a countdown rn but i'm not sure what it's for
2. listening to portishead gives me a supernatural patriotic feeling but i'm american
1. what happened to the adult contemporary genre of music?
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fake food
- m&ms - spilled
- chicken drumstick
- drink - spilled
- big fridge turkey (really strong plastic smell)
text
- 101 silly summertime jokes
- 101 school cafeteria jokes
- 101 vacation jokes
- 101 nature jokes
- 101 pet jokes
shows
- gimme a break
- the facts of life
- ghostwriter
video
- spinning washing machine
- sleeping cats
- spirring liquid
- rescued baby seal
- ibs treatment review
surfaces
- watch
- water
- mirror (i guess)
- face
- metal
- glass
- plastic
fav t-shirts i have
- panda with text that says bearly surviving (also barely a shirt, giant holes, white)
- guantanamo bay (white ringer with navy sleeves. this was my mom's, but i took it in the 90s)
- lake jackson, teddy bear at the beach with accidental trans flag (torn up but really good. pale pink)