14. the last time i ate dominos pizza i also ate a mouse 13. i told an old woman to shut up this morning 12. all cats are nonbinary 11. we’ve spent so many hours together but you’ve never looked at me and you assume i’m ugly 10. burning bikini kill records in public 9. logging in to say: guitar centered 8. clickbait titles stress me out 7. i asked online magic 8ball if i should leave greenpoint today and it said no 6. agonizing over which 9v batteries to purchase next. great value, ace hardware, kodak, walgreens, so many options 5. compelled to purchase floral wire 4. i prefer loose paper to notebooks, esp pastel green or yellow, esp large notecards 3. i'm doing a countdown rn but i'm not sure what it's for 2. listening to portishead gives me a supernatural patriotic feeling but i'm american 1. what happened to the adult contemporary genre of music?