1. what happened to the adult contemporary genre of music? 2. listening to portishead gives me a supernatural patriotic feeling but i'm american 3. i'm doing a countdown rn but i'm not sure what it's for 4. i prefer loose paper to notebooks, esp pastel green or yellow, esp large notecards 5. compelled to purchase floral wire 6. agonizing over which 9v batteries to purchase next. great value, ace hardware, kodak, walgreens, so many options 7. i asked online magic 8ball if i should leave greenpoint today and it said no 8. clickbait titles stress me out 9. logging in to say: guitar centered 10. burning bikini kill records in public 11. we’ve spent so many hours together but you’ve never looked at me and you assume i’m ugly 12. all cats are nonbinary