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zodiac signs in a word or two

  • capricorn: clipboard
  • cancer: sea salt
  • libra: sea breeze
  • gemini: lyric
  • virgo: ointment
  • leo: ribbon
  • scorpio: squid
  • taurus: sediment
  • aries: ford pinto
  • pisces: mist
  • aquarius: loungewear
  • sagittarius: doberman

zodiac signs as my supplements (revised)

  • capricorn: psyllium husk
  • cancer: magnesium
  • libra: vitamin c
  • gemini: quercetin
  • virgo: zinc
  • leo: vitamin d
  • scorpio: probiotic
  • taurus: cbd gummy
  • aries: vitamin b-12
  • pisces: vitamin b-6
  • aquarius: krill oil
  • sagittarius: glutathione

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